Crack!Chapter Eight of "Spoiled for Choice": like an AU but HORRIBLE

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gothic_hamlet: *HAS COME UP WITH A STUNNING IDEA FOR SPOILED FOR CHOICE*
gothic_hamlet: When coming out of his coma, in his weakened state, the Doctor has in fact fallen victim to the cheetah virus
gothic_hamlet: And so to prove his truuuuueee luuuuufff, the Master becomes a cheetahman as well.
gothic_hamlet: And turns the Valliant into a whimsical jungle, full of antelope and water buffalo
Chapter 8 is full of hot and steamy cheetahsex, as well as a special appearance of goosnake* aka the water moccasin that lives down in the basement
gothic_hamlet: For it was then that the Master realized that his grand evil empire was worthless and dull compared to the sight of the Doctor chomping away at a steaming deer carcass.
Me: YES?
gothic_hamlet: YES.
Me: YES!
Me: AUGH
Me: I HATE YOU SOOOOO MUCH
gothic_hamlet: I THINK YOU MEAN "LOVE AND AM GOING TO WRITE THIS IN CHAPTER 8"

*Goosnake: Our ‘affectionate’ name for whatever the fuck happened to the Master in the eight movie, where he gained magical freakin’ powers and transformed into what appears to be part Cobra, part one of those goo toys with the plastic wrappers that slide in your hands and are hard to hold onto and may have like little fish inside, all Time Lord.

Comments

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

Don't forget Heroes! He was the bad guy in charge of The Company.

His voice in Danny Phantom was Very Sexy, though. Ooo, if only he'd talked to the Doctor like that. I could forgive a lot of goosnakes and weird green eyes for hearing the Master snarl-purr at the Doctor for an hour and a half.

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Master snarl-purr at the Doctor for an hour and a half.

Guh. Yeah. Seconded.

...oh, Survival

I haven't seen Heroes, though I know I have to because I'm not at all secretly in total love with Christopher Eccleston.

[prettyarbitrary.livejournal.com]

I strongly suspect Claude Rains will be right up your alley, and it will not help you to overcome your infatuation in the least.

Also he spends a lot of time around Peter, and Peter's not bad either especially in the second season where they keep taking his shirt away and is it me or are necklaces on men really damn sexy?. *cough* Anyway, moving on...

YEE! A new installment of Spoiled for Choice! Not like I'm completely obsessed with that story or anything... >.>''

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He's just so good in everything. I mean it. Anchoress, Revengers Tragedy (where he and Eddie Izzard and Derek Jacobi hang out and recite Middleton lines at each other and I die of win), Second Coming? All awesome.

are necklaces on men really damn sexy?,

*cough* kinda yeah.

Ha. When it comes back from beta (probably sometime today) there's another bit of 8 up as well. They finally get sex! It's been paaaaaages.