A Brief Reflection On A Line In gritsinmisery's Mary Sue Crack

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*from aim convo w/ blinkidybah  *


It occurred to me today that if given the opportunity, Doctor will produce sproglets until he, spouse and children can field their own cricket team.

Annoyed!Master Sproglets: "GAWD WHY ARE WE SO BRITISH?!"

Master: "GAWD I WISH I KNEW. Have some tea, pretend you care about the game and think of England and/or your father's sad, sad eyes if you refuse to play with him." *sneaks stealthily off to avoid Das Cricketing--maybe breaking into an undignified all out run somewhere in there*

Doctor: *makes matching family uniforms with unholy joy in his eyes*

Daughters: *receive cricket bats for birthdays* “Dad, I wanted sonic lipstick. And like, a Doomsday Device. You suck.”

Doctor: *slow lip wibble, then SOBBING*

Daughters: "No, shit, stop it! I love you and some sappy bullshit! AUGH!"

Doctor: *sniffle* "If you loved me, you'd practice your b-b-b-boooowls!"

Daughters: "...you know, when Papa says you're an 'emotionally manipulative fuck'? He's not just using a really quirky endearment."


blinkidybah  : god so like. clearly there needs to be a picture of the doctor gleefully surrounded by a tiny cricket team 

They say that if you scream loud enough, the magical gothic_hamlet  in the sky Merto New England Area hears you, and draws you crack... *HINT*

UPDATE:  With like, 5th giving two GIANT thumbs up, and Master's coat in the very corner b/c he's RUNNING.

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[reserve.livejournal.com]

Doctor: *makes matching family uniforms with unholy joy in his eyes*

Even worse than that Gone with the Wind x-over is the the Sound of Music one.

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE THE DOCTOOOOOOR?! HOW DO YOU HOLD A MOONBEAM IN YOUR HAAAAAND?

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OH MY GOD. It's-- the Master is Von Trapp, isn't he?! Lucy is that random Duchess Bitch or whatever. AUGH! Doctor just has to be free to run around the hills and sing, y'all! He's as free as a bird. And this bird, you cannot change.

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THE MASTER IS TOTALLY VON TRAPP. AND THOSE CHILDREN? THEY'RE THE TOCLAFANE.

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THAT 'GOODNIGHT, FAREWELL' SONG, PERFORMED IN SQUEAKY CHILD VOICES AS THEY BOB AROUND LAZERING GUESTS, IS REALLY AWKWARD NOW. AND DALEKS ARE ALREADY NAZIS. MOST LOGICAL CROSSOVER EVER.

MOTHER SUPERIOR IS V. PUT UPON CHANCELLOR FLAVIA.

[reserve.livejournal.com]

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.

THIS IS TOTALLY WHY THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A DOCTOR WHO ARC THAT INVOLVED WWII AUSTRIA. NO ONE COULD HANDLE THE TRUTH.

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...man though, if there had been, we're like, time-travel away from a pretty sweet Amadeus crossover. Master can buy Salieri a drink, and they'll bitch like best girlfriends, because they understand.

I get to ask about internship today! Wish me luck!

[reserve.livejournal.com]

YOU DO? Tell me a little more?

(Have I told you about my "Bar at the Center of the Universe" theory?)

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Prof and I are gonna meet to talk about visually mapping different theories of Russian Historiography (I hope your face is doing this 8{ at that, b/c mine is), and I worked my ass off yesterday to sooper-impress him, and so now I get to dress nice and be like 'Remember when you offered me a possible internship at blah or blah or blah? Yeah. I want it. This summer. Plz to be makin mah callz.'

No. But is it that 'somewhere in space time is a dingy bar where everyone ever meets to commiserate over the uncanny parallels of their woez and situations/get shit-faced/rock out to jukebox Tom Petty/ drunkenly declare eternal friendship/ tap out the Stella?' B/c I SO have that theory too!

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YES YES YES! THAT IS EXACTLY THE BAR! I sort of picked up the idea here (http://www.dementia.org/~jacquez/writing/miscfic/einsteins/einsteins.folly01.html) when I was in 8th grade or so, and it was totally inspired by this quote, "ObStarTrekSmut: Is it totally wrong of me to think that there should be
a Cross-Universe Geek Bar where all the cute scientists go to hang?" said by someone who may or may not still be in any fandom at all.

ANYWAY. I THINK IT"S THE BEST IDEA EVER. It's so much easier to get people to have sex in the bathroom if they're in THAT BAR.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR THING. YOU WILL ROCK.I HOPE THIS PROFESSOR IS AWED BY HOW SMART YOU ARE AND IS LIKE, *MAKES CALLZ NOW*

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

1) Good luck with the internship thingumy.

2) OK, which line, where? Oh, is it "the line I refuse to type"? I get it. Y'know, I really should crank out another ep, but the damn thing did a runner, just like your Master *points to post*. It buggered off. It scarpered, even. [/bad Monty Python xover] I guess I'll just have to open a .doc and bang on the keyboard until it gets annoyed and comes back.

3) I third the sentiment about the crack!cricket!pic.

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1) Thanks! It went well, I thought.

2) The very same. God, haven't watched Python in years. It just isn't the same without my bombastic family crowing along to the lines like they think they're at Rocky Horror or something. And I like the Impact Adjustment Theory of Writing.

3) The idea of Fivey's facial expression in it is what terrifies me.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

this image distracted me a lot at work today. happy distracted though :) with cracky glee.

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I LOVE the idea of Five attempting to backtrack and do something else with the girls: so he rents them a Bollywood musical to watch and they're really excited to see the classic 'Lagaan,' until the realization dawns on them that 'Lagaan' is an entire musical about one cricket game. They glare at him while he innocently goes 'What? I'm compromising!'

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This is now canon.

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HA. Thanks.