My Little Who Fandom (oh god what did I do?)

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Response to gothic_hamlet  's Valentine Challenge

Inspired by this crack, which makes this crack ABOUT crack! Metacrack!



"Dear Master!Pony,

Today I foiled your attempts to ruin the Spring Festival with Smooze and galloped away from responsibility (they tried to make me Lord of the Dream Castle-- again!) as fast as my little pony legs could carry me. The witch who sounded suspiciously like Madeline Kahn was googling adoringly at you the whole time-- or maybe her eyes are just like that, hard to say exactly. It reminded me of that time you made it with that whore of a water pony, Galatea or Lickety Slut or whatever the Witchweed her name was, and how I threw up sparkly, magical vomit at the thought of you mounting any other pony.

I know you're more of a drama whore than the Queen of the Flutter Ponies, but can't you calm down and just take me out to eat, please, for Valentine's Day? We can nom-nom the red grass and 'release the rainbow,' if you will.

Our love is rarer than Phlume (so please stop fucking it up),
Doctor!Pony"

x-posted NOWHERE, too damn cracky for dw_slash OR slash_lords (...or is it?!)