My Little Who Fandom (oh god what did I do?)

[x_losfic]

Response to gothic_hamlet  's Valentine Challenge

Inspired by this crack, which makes this crack ABOUT crack! Metacrack!



"Dear Master!Pony,

Today I foiled your attempts to ruin the Spring Festival with Smooze and galloped away from responsibility (they tried to make me Lord of the Dream Castle-- again!) as fast as my little pony legs could carry me. The witch who sounded suspiciously like Madeline Kahn was googling adoringly at you the whole time-- or maybe her eyes are just like that, hard to say exactly. It reminded me of that time you made it with that whore of a water pony, Galatea or Lickety Slut or whatever the Witchweed her name was, and how I threw up sparkly, magical vomit at the thought of you mounting any other pony.

I know you're more of a drama whore than the Queen of the Flutter Ponies, but can't you calm down and just take me out to eat, please, for Valentine's Day? We can nom-nom the red grass and 'release the rainbow,' if you will.

Our love is rarer than Phlume (so please stop fucking it up),
Doctor!Pony"

x-posted NOWHERE, too damn cracky for dw_slash OR slash_lords (...or is it?!)

Comments

[gritsinmisery.livejournal.com]

Sporfled! Would sporfle again.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

I chuckled pretty hard at your response, must say.

[aralias.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

yes, you see - this reads as if you had just smoked a large quantity of cocaine and then had a 'I KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME' ephiphany resulting in this, which is what we want from crack.

i was reading your livejournal by this point, but i don't remember this at all... must have edited the crazy from my brain.

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

Oookay. I feel like there should be different words for different levels of crack. Or maybe a percentage, like for good chocolate and cocoa mass?

God. Why did my roommate watch that movie alllllll the time?

...Wait, can you even smoke cocaine?

[aralias.livejournal.com]

... you know what... i have no idea. probably not. which makes me vaguely embarrassed, though i'm not sure why. someone didn't listen when they were telling us about drugs at school* and it was me.

*in a 'don't take them' sort of way.

[roachpatrol.livejournal.com]

I really, really love this. The world desperately needs more ponies.

[x-los.livejournal.com]

Aha, how did you even fiiiind this ancient crack? Still, thanks, and unarguably does.

[dancinginstars.livejournal.com]

*is ever so slightly traumatised*
Oh, the imagery

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

Burning into your skull, is it? For your sanity, you might want to avoid the My Little Delgado!Master Pony on this very lj...

[dancinginstars.livejournal.com]

You're too late for that warning. I looked at it mere moments after this. I was promptly scarred for life xP

[x-losfic.livejournal.com]

Oh god--like ten, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[dancinginstars.livejournal.com]

Ten!apologies make everything alright. Especially when he does the reeeeeaaaaally sad face. Is it wrong that I think he looks very nice when he does that?