x_losfic: (Five)
Title: No Longer Hearing DINOSAURS!! (A Lot of (Pre)History Remix)
Original: No Longer Hearing Voices by the incomparable, above-rubies [personal profile] aralias
Rating: PG-13 (Oh, no one even takes a coat off, it's sad, really.)
Author:[personal profile] x_los
Pairing/Characters: Five/Simm!Master
Summary: Action figure porn so deadly serious that, upon meeting it in an alley, a group of academics headed for an conference on the legacy of Max Weber paled, surrendered the field, turned around, walked home, resigned from their professorial positions and, the next day, while watching the Hills, applied for internships with Gawker. Action figure porn so unbelievably filthy that the compiler has received a salacious proposition/invitation to a quilting bee from zombie!Vladimir Nabokov, who happened to catch a glimpse of a photographic negative or three. Action figure porn that answers the irritating 'caw-kaw, caw-kaw!' noise that is the ceaseless cry of our generation for pure milk from the masectomied teat of Mother Nature--action figure porn WITH DINOSAURS!! * I said I'd do it. Where's your god now?


Silurian Sexing!** Permian Pleasures! Cretaceous Cuddling! )

Frailties

Jun. 17th, 2008 01:18 pm
x_losfic: (Five Death)
Title: Frailties
Author: [personal profile] x_los
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Summary: H/C with a touch of angst, a dash of crack, and one v. obsessive, lightly concussed Master.
Beta: [personal profile] aralias
, who continues to mock my Random!Commas of War.
A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.



Frailties )

Frailties

Jun. 17th, 2008 01:18 pm
x_losfic: (Five Death)
Title: Frailties
Author: [personal profile] x_los
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Summary: H/C with a touch of angst, a dash of crack, and one v. obsessive, lightly concussed Master.
Beta: [personal profile] aralias
, who continues to mock my Random!Commas of War.
A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.



Frailties )
x_losfic: (Ten)

Title: Share/Spill

Author:
[personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master, (Theta/Koschei mention)

Summary: It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.

Beta: [personal profile] gritsinmisery
! Who fought the flu to bring you coherent sentence structure! Hail her!

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version. I am REALLY sorry about the title source quote. Gag on my pretension!








x_losfic: (Ten)

Title: Share/Spill

Author:
[personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master, (Theta/Koschei mention)

Summary: It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.

Beta: [personal profile] gritsinmisery
! Who fought the flu to bring you coherent sentence structure! Hail her!

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version. I am REALLY sorry about the title source quote. Gag on my pretension!








x_losfic: (Five)
Title: Imaginary Worlds

Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los 

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Theta/Koschei, (with a hint of Five/Ainley!Master)

Summary: Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.

Beta: [livejournal.com profile] versaphile  made the tone and the characterization not suck. [livejournal.com profile] deborah_judge  called me on my inconsistent imagery level/unconscious Castrovalva parallels and made me actually do something about them. Both were fabulous betas, and I thank them muchly.

A/N: edited request for [livejournal.com profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.


Imaginary Worlds )

x_losfic: (Five)
Title: Imaginary Worlds

Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los 

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Theta/Koschei, (with a hint of Five/Ainley!Master)

Summary: Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.

Beta: [livejournal.com profile] versaphile  made the tone and the characterization not suck. [livejournal.com profile] deborah_judge  called me on my inconsistent imagery level/unconscious Castrovalva parallels and made me actually do something about them. Both were fabulous betas, and I thank them muchly.

A/N: edited request for [livejournal.com profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.


Imaginary Worlds )

x_losfic: (Best Enemies)
Title: Mechanical Aptitude

Author:
[personal profile] x_los       

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor

Summary: "Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."

Beta:[personal profile] deborah_judge, and damn, it's better now.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies    Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.

 

Mechanical Aptitude


 

***




Title: Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.

Author:
[personal profile] x_los   

Rating: PG-13

Pairing:  Ten/Ainley!Master, Ten/Simm!Master

Summary: “They had a lot in common."

Beta:
[profile] evilawyer_fic   : because sometimes that adjective is not doing what you think it's doing.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies    Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.



Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.


 

***



Title: 1913: A Must-Visit for Masters

Author:
[personal profile] x_los    

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: John Smith/Jacobi!Master (mentioned /Simm!Master, /Ainley!Master, /Delgado!Master)

Summary: “The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge     , eternally capable of making something half-assed something that seems convinced of itself.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme, title from a comment there: if you'd like, here's the original version.


1913: A Must-Visit for Masters


***


Title: Silk Tie

Author:
[personal profile] x_los     [profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master (historic Three/Delgado!Master)

Summary: Eroding their common ground.

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge     : for lo, once the ending of this was truly lame, and she said unto me, 'Um. No.' Verily, she was correct.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.


Silk Tie


***



 
Title: Imaginary Worlds

Author:
[personal profile] x_los    

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Theta/Koschei, (Five/Ainley!Master mention)

Summary: Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.

Beta:
[personal profile] versaphile     made the tone and the characterization not suck. [personal profile] deborah_judge     called me on my inconsistent imagery level/unconscious Castrovalva parallels and made me actually do something about them. Both were fabulous betas, and I thank them muchly.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.





Imaginary Worlds


***



Title: Share/Spill

Author: [personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master, (Theta/Koschei mention)

Summary:
It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.

Beta: [personal profile] gritsinmisery
! Who fought the flu to bring you coherent sentence structure! Hail her!

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version. I am REALLY sorry about the title source quote. Gag on my pretension!


Share/Spill





***




 

Title: When I Am King

Author: [personal profile] x_los
     [profile]
Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/WarChief!Master (historic Theta/Koschei, mentioned Ten/Simm!Master)

Summary: The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.

Beta: [personal profile] marah_sarie: because sometimes that's just too many fingers.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme: In the end, How WarChief!Master Got His Groove Back is not the title I went with. But it was a close call.


When I Am King
x_losfic: (Best Enemies)
Title: Mechanical Aptitude

Author:
[personal profile] x_los       

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor

Summary: "Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."

Beta:[personal profile] deborah_judge, and damn, it's better now.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies    Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.

 

Mechanical Aptitude


 

***




Title: Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.

Author:
[personal profile] x_los   

Rating: PG-13

Pairing:  Ten/Ainley!Master, Ten/Simm!Master

Summary: “They had a lot in common."

Beta:
[profile] evilawyer_fic   : because sometimes that adjective is not doing what you think it's doing.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies    Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.



Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.


 

***



Title: 1913: A Must-Visit for Masters

Author:
[personal profile] x_los    

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: John Smith/Jacobi!Master (mentioned /Simm!Master, /Ainley!Master, /Delgado!Master)

Summary: “The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge     , eternally capable of making something half-assed something that seems convinced of itself.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme, title from a comment there: if you'd like, here's the original version.


1913: A Must-Visit for Masters


***


Title: Silk Tie

Author:
[personal profile] x_los     [profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master (historic Three/Delgado!Master)

Summary: Eroding their common ground.

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge     : for lo, once the ending of this was truly lame, and she said unto me, 'Um. No.' Verily, she was correct.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.


Silk Tie


***



 
Title: Imaginary Worlds

Author:
[personal profile] x_los    

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Theta/Koschei, (Five/Ainley!Master mention)

Summary: Koschei can't just ask if Theta fancies him. That'd be far too easy. In which there is some dubious consent and a lot of mind sex.

Beta:
[personal profile] versaphile     made the tone and the characterization not suck. [personal profile] deborah_judge     called me on my inconsistent imagery level/unconscious Castrovalva parallels and made me actually do something about them. Both were fabulous betas, and I thank them muchly.

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version.





Imaginary Worlds


***



Title: Share/Spill

Author: [personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/Simm!Master, (Theta/Koschei mention)

Summary:
It's nearly impossible to shake your cultural heritage. Especially when you kind of get off on it.

Beta: [personal profile] gritsinmisery
! Who fought the flu to bring you coherent sentence structure! Hail her!

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme: if you'd like, here's the original version. I am REALLY sorry about the title source quote. Gag on my pretension!


Share/Spill





***




 

Title: When I Am King

Author: [personal profile] x_los
     [profile]
Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/WarChief!Master (historic Theta/Koschei, mentioned Ten/Simm!Master)

Summary: The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.

Beta: [personal profile] marah_sarie: because sometimes that's just too many fingers.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme: In the end, How WarChief!Master Got His Groove Back is not the title I went with. But it was a close call.


When I Am King
x_losfic: (Default)
Title: Mechanical Aptitude

Author: [personal profile] x_los       

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor

Summary: "Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge , who was right about there being two stories awkwardly fused into one here in Revision Draft

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme : if you'd like, here's the original version.




x_losfic: (Default)
Title: Mechanical Aptitude

Author: [personal profile] x_los       

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Shalka!Master/Shalka!Doctor

Summary: "Over the Master's ratcheting cries the Doctor, teeth grit, sounding almost bored, insisted on course corrections."

Beta:
[personal profile] deborah_judge , who was right about there being two stories awkwardly fused into one here in Revision Draft

A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme : if you'd like, here's the original version.




x_losfic: (Default)
Title: Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.

Author: [personal profile] x_los 

Rating: PG-13

Pairing:  Ten/Ainley!Master, Ten/Simm!Master

Summary: “They had a lot in common."

Beta: [profile] evilawyer_fic : because sometimes that adjective is not doing what you think it's doing.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme

 

 

x_losfic: (Default)
Title: Undone.Unhinged.Unwavering.

Author: [personal profile] x_los 

Rating: PG-13

Pairing:  Ten/Ainley!Master, Ten/Simm!Master

Summary: “They had a lot in common."

Beta: [profile] evilawyer_fic : because sometimes that adjective is not doing what you think it's doing.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies  Anon Meme

 

 

x_losfic: (Default)
Title: When I Am King

Author:
[personal profile] x_los     [profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/WarChief!Master (historic Theta/Koschei, mentioned Ten/Simm!Master)

Summary: The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.

Beta: [personal profile] marah_sarie: because sometimes that's just too many fingers.


A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: In the end, How WarChief!Master Got His Groove Back is not the title I went with. But it was a close call.




*



When I Am King )
x_losfic: (Default)
Title: When I Am King

Author:
[personal profile] x_los     [profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Ten/WarChief!Master (historic Theta/Koschei, mentioned Ten/Simm!Master)

Summary: The Doctor indulges in a bit of disaster tourism.

Beta: [personal profile] marah_sarie: because sometimes that's just too many fingers.


A/N: edited request for
[community profile] best_enemies     Anon Meme: In the end, How WarChief!Master Got His Groove Back is not the title I went with. But it was a close call.




*



When I Am King )
x_losfic: (Best Enemies)
Title: 1913: A Must-Visit for Masters

Author: [personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  John Smith/Jacobi!Master (mentioned /Simm!Master, /Ainley!Master, /Delgado!Master)

Summary: “The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”

Beta: [personal profile] deborah_judge, eternally capable of making something half-assed something that seems convinced of itself.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme, title from a comment there




***


Title: Silk Tie

Author: [personal profile] x_los[profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Ten/Simm!Master (historic Three/Delgado!Master)

Summary: Eroding their common ground.

Beta: [personal profile] deborah_judge: for lo, once the ending of this was truly lame, and she said unto me, 'Um. No.'  Verily, she was correct.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme



Silk Tie )
x_losfic: (Best Enemies)
Title: 1913: A Must-Visit for Masters

Author: [personal profile] x_los

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  John Smith/Jacobi!Master (mentioned /Simm!Master, /Ainley!Master, /Delgado!Master)

Summary: “The best thing since the whole ‘exiled to Earth’ farrago.”

Beta: [personal profile] deborah_judge, eternally capable of making something half-assed something that seems convinced of itself.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme, title from a comment there




***


Title: Silk Tie

Author: [personal profile] x_los[profile]

Rating: NC-17

Pairing:  Ten/Simm!Master (historic Three/Delgado!Master)

Summary: Eroding their common ground.

Beta: [personal profile] deborah_judge: for lo, once the ending of this was truly lame, and she said unto me, 'Um. No.'  Verily, she was correct.

A/N: edited request for [community profile] best_enemies Anon Meme



Silk Tie )
x_losfic: (Default)
me: [RL name]! I fail at my OWN anon meme!
  I tried to write short response to one of the requests? 3000 words
wtf. w.t.f.
 me: well, you know how there's like, anon porn memes in the world? someone requested one, and so I set up one for our com. But responses are generally short, right?
  ...I was having too much fun with telepathy
and it was kind of an epic Erin has Missed the Point of the Meme on my part
 This is like our relationship, Erin, except with porn as your boyfrend, me as your friend, and you went off and had porn get a restraining order against me.
 me: shrug the Nice Guys Finish Last thing can take on such creepy!sexist overtones sometimes that it's hard to give any of it creedence? but this is kind of funny. ...wait, whuh?
  HAHAHAHAHA
  you. win. my. internets.


 

 

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